New look,
same great taste.

The taste of cake, that is.

The funniest website
in the toilet.

Trust me, we had a lot of competition for this one.

Official home of
malaria and appendicitis.

This is a safe space for any and all malaria and/or appendicitis enjoyers.

Be sure to
to check out
${link}!

We all know you want that ${link}, don't you?

Miss our old layout?
Don't worry.

Unlike that CEO dude who blew that one hospital's entire budget on trips to Dubai, it's not going anywhere.

Fancy a playtime
experience?

Use your fingers to click the button on screen.

Still have more questions?
Of course you do.

Consult our FAQ now.

You shouldn't be here.

Get out.

you frickin frick!!!